It made me feel like I hadn’t been kissed correctly in my life.– Liz Meriwether (via bmcay)
timelord-and-fishcustard: h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something i guess this is what sherlock did
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
I kissed her and saw that her eyes were shut. I kissed both her shut eyes. I...– (via bmcay)
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...